Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don"t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn"t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least ..
TVs don"t have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Why students fail
A new research shedding light on why students fail. It is not the student fault if they fail. Why?
There are 365 days in a year, which are not enough.
Find out how???????????
Sunday:
There are 52 days which are rest days and hence no works. Balance 313 days.
Summer vacation:
About 50 days and the weather are very hot. It is difficult to study.
Balance 263 days
Sleep:
About 8(hours) per day which means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
Exercise:
At least one hour daily for a healthy life style. Hence another 15 days. Balance 126 days.
Food:
Two hour mean 30 days. Balance 96 days.
Talking:
One hour mean 15 days. Balance 81 days.
Exam:
At least 35 days per year. Balance 46 days.
Recreation:
Movies and functions at least 45 days. Balance one day.
That one day is your birthday. Now tell me how can a student possibly pass?
There are 365 days in a year, which are not enough.
Find out how???????????
Sunday:
There are 52 days which are rest days and hence no works. Balance 313 days.
Summer vacation:
About 50 days and the weather are very hot. It is difficult to study.
Balance 263 days
Sleep:
About 8(hours) per day which means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
Exercise:
At least one hour daily for a healthy life style. Hence another 15 days. Balance 126 days.
Food:
Two hour mean 30 days. Balance 96 days.
Talking:
One hour mean 15 days. Balance 81 days.
Exam:
At least 35 days per year. Balance 46 days.
Recreation:
Movies and functions at least 45 days. Balance one day.
That one day is your birthday. Now tell me how can a student possibly pass?
Friday, April 15, 2011
Common sense is not so common
There came a big flood, and the water around Alisha's house was rising steadily..
Alisha was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around her, when a man in a boat came along and called to Alisha, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here. Alisha replied, "No thanks, God will save me."
Alisha went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, she went up to the second floor.
As she looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Alisha, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here."
Again, Alisha replied, "No thanks. God will save me."
The water kept rising. So, Alisha got out onto the roof.
A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Alisha, "I'll drop you a rope, grab onto it, and I'll get you out of here."
Again Alisha replied, "No thanks. God will save me."
The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Alisha fell in, and drowned.
When she arrived in Heaven, she saw God, and asked Him, "Why didn't you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?"
With a loving but irritated tone God replied, "What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter."
Alisha was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around her, when a man in a boat came along and called to Alisha, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here. Alisha replied, "No thanks, God will save me."
Alisha went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, she went up to the second floor.
As she looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Alisha, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here."
Again, Alisha replied, "No thanks. God will save me."
The water kept rising. So, Alisha got out onto the roof.
A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Alisha, "I'll drop you a rope, grab onto it, and I'll get you out of here."
Again Alisha replied, "No thanks. God will save me."
The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Alisha fell in, and drowned.
When she arrived in Heaven, she saw God, and asked Him, "Why didn't you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?"
With a loving but irritated tone God replied, "What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter."
Monday, April 11, 2011
The champions of animal world
The fastest running bird in the world is ostrich.
The Giant squid has the largest eye in the animal kingdom.
The African Goliath beetle is the heaviest insect in the world.
The Galapagos Tortoise is the longest living animal.
The estuarine crocodile is the largest reptile in the wasted world.
The king cobra is the longest venomous snake in the world.
The giraffe is the tallest living animal.
The Saluki is the fasted breed of dogs.
The kokai arrow is the most poisonous animal.
The Giant squid has the largest eye in the animal kingdom.
The African Goliath beetle is the heaviest insect in the world.
The Galapagos Tortoise is the longest living animal.
The estuarine crocodile is the largest reptile in the wasted world.
The king cobra is the longest venomous snake in the world.
The giraffe is the tallest living animal.
The Saluki is the fasted breed of dogs.
The kokai arrow is the most poisonous animal.
10 Rasons your dentist is crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
He...ummm...licks his tools clean.
Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
Insists that a Novocain shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
He...ummm...licks his tools clean.
Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
Insists that a Novocain shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
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